Memorial Day observance maneuvers. Fire destroys one million pounds of Arturo Fuente tobacco. Ron DeSantis announces presidential candidacy and its a total “Ron DeSaster”; Former Buffalo Bills rookie punter exonerated of alleged sex crime and barely a word in the LibStream media—Duke Lacrosse version 2.0.

A $300 Cuban cigar—no thanks. No gas appliances for you in the crumbling empire State of New York. Bud Lights Out has another disastrous week. Australian health authorities quietly remove restrictions of Ivermectin to treat the Wuhan virus—three years too late.

Mother nature devastates the current Florida Sun Grown Tobacco crop. Beware of the “P” word—Prohibition—of cigars in California and New York. Cannabis to outsell chocolate this year. It’s Bud Lights Out for their VP/Marketing. More sexy time equals long life!

The United States has now become a Marxist, Leninist Banana Republic, good news for cigar connoisseurs in 4 states, using the term ‘ladies’ is now a fireable offense and we need to ‘Defund the FBI’ after it raids the wrong room in training exercise.

We celebrate St. Patricks Day. Congratulations, you funded the Silicon Valley Bank depositor bailout. Marijuana good, cigars bad. Why Phony Fauci lied about inexpensive, effective therapeutics to cure the Wuhan Virus. Climate whackadoodle Greta Thunberg changes her tune. Legendary NFL Coach Bud Grant passes away. Jeannie looks great at 91! SNL cuts parody skit portraying Alpha males being superior to beta males, and Texas Congresswoman inquires about a journalistic threesome.

Effeminate beta “Second Gentleman” Douglass Emhoff–aka Mr. Kamala Harris–speaks out against toxic masculinity. The FBI/DOE confirm what we all knew three years ago—the Wuhan Virus leaked from the Wuhan Institute of Virology. The “FU-DA” attacking flavored cigars. Nashville enemies of pleasure enact bar smoking ban; and Volkswagen proves once a Nazi bastard, always a Nazi bastard.

Alec Bradley Cigar Company sold for a big number, California legislator proposes prohibitionist generational tobacco ban that includes cigars, Sensual Hollywood legend Raquel Welch passes away, Socialist Bernie Sanders is a closet capitalist, Tiger Woods funny viral prank sends ugly feminists into convulsions.

Super Bowl 57 review. What the hell is going on with all these spy “objects” and total silence from brainless Biden? And a remembrance of legendary composer Burt Bacharach.

Up up in the air in a Chinese commie spy balloon, the crumbling empire state of New York says a 75% excise tax on cigars isn’t enough, and Murder in Memphis by dirty cops.