• Effective June 1st, 2022, the membership fee for the Cigar Dave Officers Club is $25.95 per month. We had maintained our current membership fee for over 10 years.  However, the escalating inflationary costs over the past year necessitated this pricing change. Thank you for your membership in the Officers Club. We will continue to provide you with excellent cigar selections in the future.





St. Patrick’s Day Celebratory Maneuvers, You Funded The Bank Bailout & Phony Fauci’s Lying

We celebrate St. Patricks Day. Congratulations, you funded the Silicon Valley Bank depositor bailout. Marijuana good, cigars bad. Why Phony Fauci lied about inexpensive, effective therapeutics to cure the Wuhan Virus. Climate whackadoodle Greta Thunberg changes her tune. Legendary NFL Coach Bud Grant passes away. Jeannie looks great at 91! SNL cuts parody skit portraying Alpha males being superior to beta males, and Texas Congresswoman inquires about a journalistic threesome.


Wuhan Virus Leaked From Chinese Lab, FU-DA Attacking Cigars & Nashville’s Bar Smoking Ban

Effeminate beta “Second Gentleman” Douglass Emhoff–aka Mr. Kamala Harris–speaks out against toxic masculinity. The FBI/DOE confirm what we all knew three years ago—the Wuhan Virus leaked from the Wuhan Institute of Virology. The “FU-DA” attacking flavored cigars. Nashville enemies of pleasure enact bar smoking ban; and Volkswagen proves once a Nazi bastard, always a Nazi bastard.